SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
This Sunday, August 29th
Mia More presents....A Night of Debauchery and Cupcakes!
From NYC, Harvest Moon, the sultry siren of burlesque
Simone de la Getto & Alotta Boutte of Harlem Shake(2004 Best of the Bay winners for Best BurlesqueTroupe)
Mia More
Miss Peppermint
The Debaucherous Dolls
Cherry Lix
Bombshell Betty
Cookie Tuff
Lily LeRouge
Cyndi Irrestible
& Rimjob the Clown stripping on his unicycle!!

MC: Odessa Lil
Cupcake Cuties: Pussy Flambe, Plush Ophelia & SharranO!!
Oakland Metro - 201 Broadway @ 2nd Street
GoGo Dancing & Cupcake Cuties at 7:30pm
Burlesque Show at 8pm
Sliding Scale $7-10
21 & over only please

JIM, you are truly sick...
World, meet Emil:

If You Weren't There Last Night:
Once again, The Indra thoroughly dazzled the SpeakEasily patrons with her gorilla striptease (Insert “going bananas” type joke here) AND led her now-famous Mile High Body Count Apache Dance starring the 2004 Olympic Apache Team (hurray Chris, AKA Dirty Pierre). Like any good Shakespearean death scene (thanks for that analogy, Joe), there was a nice pile of bodies at the end. At this point, it’s like “who cares about the audience…we just want to get stabbed by The Indra and play dead!” The Indra always goes the extra 10 miles with her creativity! I’m such a lucky bastage (farging ice hole?) to know her!
MR. MYSTIC hypnotized a cute member of the audience to kiss him (abusing his powers?) and did a remarkably good Woody Allen-doing-a-card-trick impersonation. AND of course, Gaucho made the meter dancers tear it up on the dance floor. We like those dudes.

Raised By Wolfmanns Dept.:
Melissa is on a one sister mission to out my childhood on her blog.
Here's her latest installment:
The unhealthy attachment to Ted E. Bear:

He says the darndest things:
I say, “I’m so freaking tired. I can’t do this any more. Let’s move to the country.”
And he says, “And then open a dinner theater?”