After careful consideration of the whole lolcat meme cheezburger phenom, I've decided that Maggie does not employ such pidgin grammar. The following are actual thoughts transmitted by my cat directly to Photoshop:

Odessa Lil and Sailor Billy in SAND

The only time D&D will ever intersect with sex.
With apologies to Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19MKkBnB5HA

The inevitable follow-up:

Cinco de Mayo Massacre



Yeah, that's too small, so click on the link above.

What a weekend.