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MOHOLY GROUND MAGAZINE:

Join us on Saturday, July 31st for a Moholy Ground Magazine open house/fundraiser!

Admission is FREE! Buy a copy of issue 1! Meet and greet talented photographers and writers too!

Read my article Is There Life Beyond Rent? in issue 1!! I interview several fascinating residents of the Bay Area who have found that there CAN be life beyond rent! House boats! Cars! Motor Homes! Grind houses! Why rent?

Also in issue 1, see excellent photography from Gabriel Wheeler, Tony Perez, Amal Mongia, Leo Docuyanan, and John Coyne.

Saturday, July 31st

7-11 PM: FREE

148 Townsend Street

Featuring:

Solo Performance by Tim Cohen of The Fresh & Onlys

And new works By Jeff Bostic

MORE: Meet the network of partnering arts organizations that make up the historic 148 Townsend Street loft and studios, including MixerFriendly, Ground Control Press, Fallout Shelter, Bostic Arts & Music, The Convertible Dress Project, and The Moholy Ground Project (MGP). Get a sneak peek at the latest issue of MGP’s journal of photography, highlighting a diverse cross-section of the best of the Bay Area’s photog talent, and meet the artists behind 148 Townsend’s hub of screenprinting, music production, publishing, fine art, and design.

IN OTHER NEWS:Spent two days on the set of 8 Guns Over a Dead Girl last week. It's a violent noir thriller...and I'm the dead girl! Dreams do come true. HA! The short has a great cast and the script is the best I've read this year. Here's me (The Dame) with the star, killer beauty Ilea Matthews:

BRETT AND AUDRA ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Yes, you knew all of that already and it's still a long while off...but here's a funny story...
Brett and I started one of those wedding websites on MyWedding because that's what you're supposed to do, right? Even though we can't invite everyone we know and we feel horrible about that, we still need to be organized and make a few bits of info available online. Plus it's fun in an OCD sort of way. So we build some of the site and I write down the address of the site on a piece of paper to show my mother. She types it into the Google search engine (instead of the address window at the top of the browser) and is taken to the wedding blog of a DIFFERENT Brett and Audra! They live in Texas and seem like nice people but Bizarro-World-Audra writes about how GOD will help her find the right dress. Definitely not the right couple. But the concept of them being a Bizarro World version of us has proven to be very amusing. So let me tell you the moral of course...you may think you're special, but you're really just Juan in a million.
Here's the real us:
http://www.mywedding.com/brettandaudra/
Once you see it, you'll know it's the right Brett and Audra Wedding. Unless of course you were looking for the Texan Brett and Audra!

IN OTHER NEWS...
THIS MONDAY:
Bombshell Betty and Fromagique present...
SOUTH OF THE BORDER: A Burlesque Adventure with Too Many F&$!ing Bananas!

I hear HONEY COBRA and CHALUPA X will make an appearance!

Bombshell Betty!
Red Velvet!
If-N-Whendy!
Dangerous Delilah!
Chalupa X and Odessa Lil!
Venomous Veronica Voom!
Go-Go Bananas!
Fina Fatale!
Sure Thing Shirley!
The Burlesqueteers!

Plus MANY DEBUT PERFORMANCES from Bombshell Betty's newest Burlesquercise graduates:
Bella Bonne-Ass!
Mimi Merlot!
Nirvana Bliss!
Dottie McNaughty!
Wanda Wonderland!
Red Delicious!
Scarlet O'Bare!

PLUS more performers so new they don't have a stage name yet! Come out and support the Bay Area's newest burlesque starlets in their FIRST PERFORMANCES ever!
Live music by Fromagique!
Hosted by Randy Johnson and everybody's favorite dude in a dress, Patina de Copper!

still just FIVE BUCKS!

Doors 9PM, Show 10:15PM
21 & Up w/ID

THE UPTOWN CLUB
1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland
(just 1 block from 19th Street BART!)

www.bombshellbetty.net
www.myspace.com/fromagique
www.hubbahubbarevue.com

~THE NEWS~
Hey, I finally updated my Odessa Lil site! Check this shit out:
http://www.audrawolfmann.net/Odessalil.html
After 6 years, it was getting a little stale.

ALSO


Weds, 4/28/2010!
Bombshell Betty's Burlesque Bailout Show!
Odessa Lil to MC

It's Bombshell Betty's 5th bailout show! So far, with the help of MANY performers, her students, Fromagique, Whole Foods, and many more, she has donated almost $6,000 to struggling performers in the Bay Area.

Performances by:
Bombshell Betty!
Red Velvet!
Lezzie McFaggerson!
Fina Fatale!
Tiger von Claus!
Loreley!
Go-Go Bananas!
Tasty Temptress!
If-N-Whendy!
Venomous Veronica Voom!
Sultra Violet!
Foxy Chartreuse!
Mistress Marla Spanks!

Odessa 'Lil will be your Mistress of Ceremonies!
and her assistant Chalupa X will be our pick-up kitten!

Plus live music by Randy Johnson's Fromagique!

Apr 28th (Too Many F#$&ING Bunnies)
Doors 8PM, Show 8:30PM (Promptly)
21 & Up w/I.D.
$10 (ALL money goes to struggling performers in the SF Bay Area)

Glas Kat Nightclub
520 4th Street

Thanks to sponsors:
Whole Foods SOMA
BaGG
Glas Kat
Shmaltz Brewing Co.
Bombshell Betty Dance
Fromagique

The latest video!
Here's a groovy scopitone by Brett! With me and Bethanne (aka Rose Pistola)!

All Kinds of Updates

Hey! I was in my first DENTAL TOOLS commercial!
It's pretty hilarious:

http://trykavo.com/download.html


THIS FRIDAY -- 4/9/10:



Odessa Lil to MC!
Winters Tavern Presents:
sASSy's Seaside Burlesque!!
come see the sexy, salty, sirens shimmy and shake the night away!
featuring:
Odessa Lil, Your Mistress of Ceremonies will navigate your seaside adventure
BUNNY PISTOL
KISS ME KATE
PIN KEY LEE
MISS MAE WESTERN
sASSy HOTBUNS
and Josie Starre as your sexy stage kitten!!!!

Friday April 9th
show is at 9pm
oh and it's FREE!!!!!
donations accepted at the door

location:
WINTERS TAVERN
1522 Francisco Blvd
Pacifica, Ca.
http://www.winterstavern.com/
21 and over