A 19-year-old with guns in a mall is tragedy...
Four chicks with assorted weapons is...distracting.
For your viewing pleasure, a rough of the trailer for Hell's Kittens:

UPTOWN HUBBA HUBBA
welcomes the return of
SPEAKEASILY!

JUST FIVE BUCKS, 21&Up w/I.D.
Doors 8PM, Show 9PM

The Uptown Club
1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland
(Just 1 block from 19th Street BART!)

A SpeakEasily reunion? Why the hell not? It’s been almost exactly three long years since SpeakEasily performed in Oakland on the war-torn stage of Eli’s Mile High Club. Where have we been? Where have YOU been?! And why haven’t you returned my calls?

Thanks to Kingfish, Eddie, and the Hubba Hubba Review at the Uptown, the SpeakEasily gang is getting back together!! Sailor Billy?? Yes, sir! Rose Pistola?? Of course! Cracker Jack Salteen?? Why not? The Indra?? Hells YEAH! Odessa Lil?? Well, couldn't get rid of her. OH and we have some favorites you never knew before!

Just getta loada this line-up:

Grand Guignol shockers THE THRILLPEDDLERS perform MEL GORDON's GOOGLE:
FETISH

Singing and Dancing Sin-sation THE INDRA

Mischievous minx ROSE PISTOLA

Comic infiltrator HARMON LEON

Post-Crooner CRAKER JACK SALTEEN

Gothic Burlesque Princess LILY LeROUGE

Keeping their clothes on, musical heavies McPUZO & TROTSKY

Teaching us some manners, MISTRESS KARA & MISS ERIC

Swingin' seaman SAILOR BILLY

and THE MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES: ODESSA LIL – available for weddings,
Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors,
séances, and SpeakEasilys.

REMEMBER: It’s an early show! The clothes start flying at 9pm!

MONDAY is the new Tuesday.

~Odessa Lil~

Other important informational stuff:
The Uptown Club: http://www.uptownnightclub.com/ (right near BART)
SpeakEasily’s website: http://www.audrawolfmann.net/SpeakEasily.html
Hubba Hubba (who usually live at the Uptown on Monday nights): http://www.myspace.com/hubbahubbarevue