Yes, you knew all of that already and it's still a long while off...but here's a funny story...
Brett and I started one of those wedding websites on MyWedding because that's what you're supposed to do, right? Even though we can't invite everyone we know and we feel horrible about that, we still need to be organized and make a few bits of info available online. Plus it's fun in an OCD sort of way. So we build some of the site and I write down the address of the site on a piece of paper to show my mother. She types
it into the Google search engine (instead of the address window at the top of the browser) and is taken to the wedding blog of a DIFFERENT Brett and Audra! They live in Texas and seem like nice people but Bizarro-World-Audra writes about how GOD will help her find the right dress. Definitely not the right couple. But the concept of them being a Bizarro World version of us has proven to be very amusing. So let me tell you the moral of course...you may think you're special, but you're really just Juan in a million.Here's the real us:
http://www.mywedding.com/brettandaudra/
Once you see it, you'll know it's the right Brett and Audra Wedding. Unless of course you were looking for the Texan Brett and Audra!
IN OTHER NEWS...
THIS MONDAY:
Bombshell Betty and Fromagique present...
SOUTH OF THE BORDER: A Burlesque Adventure with Too Many F&$!ing Bananas!
I hear HONEY COBRA and CHALUPA X will make an appearance!
Bombshell Betty!
Red Velvet!
If-N-Whendy!
Dangerous Delilah!
Chalupa X and Odessa Lil!
Venomous Veronica Voom!
Go-Go Bananas!
Fina Fatale!
Sure Thing Shirley!
The Burlesqueteers!
Plus MANY DEBUT PERFORMANCES from Bombshell Betty's newest Burlesquercise graduates:
Bella Bonne-Ass!
Mimi Merlot!
Nirvana Bliss!
Dottie McNaughty!
Wanda Wonderland!
Red Delicious!
Scarlet O'Bare!
PLUS more performers so new they don't have a stage name yet! Come out and support the Bay Area's newest burlesque starlets in their FIRST PERFORMANCES ever!
Live music by Fromagique!
Hosted by Randy Johnson and everybody's favorite dude in a dress, Patina de Copper!
still just FIVE BUCKS!
Doors 9PM, Show 10:15PM
21 & Up w/ID
THE UPTOWN CLUB
1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland
(just 1 block from 19th Street BART!)
www.bombshellbetty.net
www.myspace.com/fromagique
www.hubbahubbarevue.com
