UPTOWN HUBBA HUBBA welcomes
SPEAKEASILY!
Vaudeville perversions at rock-bottom Oakland prices. That's right folks! We're back at The Uptown this Monday night with more comedy and burlesque than is even decent at $5! I mean it. At five bucks we should just hand you a paper bag and some airplane glue...BUT NO! SpeakEasily continues to EXPOSE you to NEW and EXCITING acts. We GUARANTEE that your HEAD will EXPLODE with GLEE.



Monday, January 28th
JUST FIVE BUCKS, 21&Up w/I.D.
Doors 8PM, Show 9PM

The Uptown Club
1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland
(Just 1 block from 19th Street BART!)

Getta loada this line-up:
Bonzai Bombshell OPHELIA COEUR DE NOIR
Uke Sensation TIPPY CANOE
Funny Man SEAN MURPHY
Mischievous minx ROSE PISTOLA
Comic infiltrator HARMON LEON
Gothic Burlesque Princess LILY LeROUGE
Minding Manners, MISTRESS KARA & MISS ERIC
Pump and grind with ROOM FOR CREAM
Pickup artist HUDSON H. CANE
and THE MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES: ODESSA LIL – available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, séances, and SpeakEasilys.

REMEMBER: It's an early show! The clothes start flying at 9pm!
Today Oakland, tomorrow the world.
~Odessa Lil~

http://www.audrawolfmann.net/SpeakEasily.html
www.uptownnightclub.com/

Shifty Gears and The Llamas

Here's a garage rock band you've all overlooked in your record collecting...

The Llamas present: "I'm not stupid I'm just retarded,"
featuring Shifty Gears, Brett, Jose, Sari, & Christina.



If you haven't noticed, Shifty has really been on a tear latey.
Check out what she was up to at the DNA last Friday
with the Thrillpeddlers at Creepshow Peepshow!!
Shifty & The Indra is kissin kousins.