This Month is SHOW Month

This is just your friendly neighborhood MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES, ODESSA LIL (available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, séances, and SpeakEasilys) and I'd like to alert you to the many upcoming shows concerning me and, hopefully, YOU.

Let's start with THIS WEEK:


Wednesday, May 28th...
BOMBSHELL BETTY'S BURLESQUETEERS at Stage Werx!!!

Stage Werx Theatre, just off of Union Square!
Sounds German, but it's really friendly! Ha ha…hawwwwwww.

Sit back and relax in cozy theater seats with some tasty beer and/or wine while enjoying the show. Quite a nice alternative to crowded bar shows!

This month's showcase features performances by:
Bootsy la Rue!
Bunny Pistol!
Chi Chis del Fuego!
Ginger Snaps!
Holly Highbeams!
Josie Starre & Sneak-A-Peak Sally!
Kiss Me Kate!
Lida Fire!
Peaches N. Cream!
Ruby Fuerza!
sASSy Hotbuns!
Sweet M'Alice!
and of course,
The Burlesqueteers!
with
Odessa Lil YOUR Mistress of Ceremonies!

Wednesday, May 28th
Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm
$12 in advance (will call only) @ www.bombshellbetty.net/shows.html
$15 at the door

Stage Werx
533 Sutter St. @ Powell Street
San Francisco
www.stagewerx.org

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Monday, June 2nd…
Hubba Hubba Review at the Uptown!!
That's in Oakland!

Odessa Lil fills in for Kingfish and Eddie and brings along:
Crackerjack Salteen
Sparkly Devil
Bunny Pistol
Coco Noir
Gretl von BoomBoom
Delilah
Sassy Hotbuns
Comedian Margaret France
Penny Whistle
Isabella Mink

Doors 9PM, Show 10PM
21 & Up w/I.D.
As always, it's just FIVE BUCKS all night!

Uptown Night Club
1928 Telegraph Ave
Oakland, CA
(1 block from 19th Street BART!)

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Wednesday, June 11th…
The official JILL TRACY CD Release party for The Bittersweet Constrain!
DNA Lounge

Featuring The Malcontent Orchestra and a star-studded cast of circus, variety and musical performers including:
Matty Rue (The Holy Kiss)
Bright Brown
DJ Miz Margo
Twilight Vixen Revue
Magician Paul Nathan
Fauxnique
The Indra
Odessa Lil
and SURPRISE guests!

Doors 8pm, Show 8:30
Sliding scale donations of $15- $25 support the evening's performers.
Advance tix and info at: http://www.dnalounge.com/

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Friday, June 20th…
Hubba Hubba Revue at The DNA Lounge
It's ROME! GRECO-ROMAN BURLESQUE! OLYMPIAN COMEDY! WONDERS OF THE ANCIENT WORLD!

Join Kingus-Fishus and Eddipus Rex, as they take you on an eye-poppin', heart-stoppin', Greco-Roman Holiday guaranteed to stiffen your short-sword!

Featuring:
The Twilight Vixen Revue!
Flame Cynders!
Tit 4 Tat!
Siren Sapphire!
Penny Lux!
Ariyana LeFay!
Sparkly Devil!
Citty Rich!
Honey LeBang!
Riff Ditties!
Chi Chis del Fuego!
Kiss Me Kate!
Gretl von BoomBoom!
Emporer Fabulous!
Odessa Lil!
The Indra!
Tricksie Treat!
The Flying Fox!
Deshret Dance Company!
Lola Love!
Gorilla Ten!
and The Kingfish & Eddie Dancers!

Live! Full-Throttle Roman Rock & Roll with THREE BAD JACKS!

Free dance lessons upstairs, 9:30 - 10:00PM by Brian from Swing Goth!

BARBARIAN DISCOUNT! From 9PM to 9:30PM, only at the box office night-of-show, tickets are just $10!

OH, AND HEY! LOOK'EE HERE: http://www.howtomakeatoga.info/

Hubba Hubba Revue: ROME!
Friday, June 20th, 9PM
DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh St. SF

$15, 21 & Up w/valid I.D.
($12 advance tickets at dnalounge.com)
www.hubbahubbarevue.com

Maz Married Us With a Budweiser Ring at the DNA Friday



I don't think it's legal, but you can still send gifts. Haha.
This reminds me of a recent Horoscope for me (LEO) in The Onion:

The stars foresee church bells in your future, though they'll have less to do with an upcoming wedding, and more to do with you being a hunchbacked monster.

Frighteningly true.

Bittersweet Constrain!
Hey! Consider this an early warning!
Get yer ass is gear for some klassy entertainment!
Jill Tracy is a phenomenal performer and super lady. Dig her here!
Her album release party is on 6/11, at which many talented performers will take the stage. Oh, and me too.