SpeakEasily: Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday

Tuesday, November 2nd -- SpeakEasily for President!
Friends, Oaklanders, Lanzmen…lend me your beers. It’s election time and your vote counts…for a discount at SpeakEasily this Tuesday! YES! Show up with an “I VOTED” sticker and you’re in like Flynn for $4. The rest of you schomoes get in for $6.

The Candidates are:

THE TIN CUP SERENADE
These bad boys croon, thump, and blow old time jazz, blues, and western swing! We’ll ringing in the new depression in style!

BOMBSHELL BETTY'S "BURLESQUERCISE!" BONANZA punches your ballot again and again! And how!

MR. MYSTIC
Astounds and amazes with his magical comedy!

AND OF COURSE…our sleazy incumbents THE MILE HIGH METER DANCERS.
Yes, they are FOR RENT! Their dance-floor affections are all yours for a few dollars a dance. They’ll have YOU running for office! (Whatever that means!) For crying out loud, let’s get hot!

http://www.oaklandmilehigh.com/index.html

The Mile High Club
3629 Martin Luther King Jr. Way, Oakland CA
Doors and Meter Dancing at 8-ish, Show starts 9-ish
$6, or $4 with an “I VOTED” sticker!
Info: speakeasily@gmail.com

Making a difference, one bombshell at a time,
Odessa Lil

AND WHAT'S DOES THE FUTURE HOLD???http://www.oaklandmilehigh.com/cal/2004/09/index.html

I just got a spam from an entity named Backstreet D. Hangover. That's almost as good as one Jim got a few days ago from Catnip I. Fatherland. Next I'll get a phone call from Phoney McRingRing.
Last night's Fierce Couture fashion show was pretty kool and my hair was pretty big. I'll post the photos as they happen...they lubed up my arms so I could wear red latex gloves! Always an interesting sesnsation.
In the mean time, here's a photo of me and Bethanne at Dark Sparkle!

10/26: SpeakEasily Goes to Hell and Takes you With!

~We interrupt this announcement with another announcement!~
Beginning in November, SpeakEasily will now occur on the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of every month! Less is more! The same great taste, with half the calories! 2+2=5! SO, make sure that you’re there this Tuesday (October 29th) AND then on November 2nd and 16th! Ok, ‘nuff of that!
Back to the original announcement:

Tuesday, October 26th: SpookEasily!!!
Sheol, gehenna, the Inferno, The Place of Everlasting Torment, Fresno…whatever you want to call it, you’re going there! You might as well have fun on the way down…so come on down for a spooky SpeakEasily with our brain-eating entertainers:

The ferocious sounds of…OLD PUPPY
An Old-Timey Uke-Centric Quartet!
The bone-crushing he-monster of song…CRACKER JACK SALTEEN
Did The Ramones and Rudy Vallee have a lovechild?
Gothic Burlesque Princess… LILY LeROUGE
Bloody bats from beyond…BOMBSHELL BETTY'S "BURLESQUERCISE!" BONANZA

PLUS
THE UNDEAD MILE HIGH METER DANCERS are FOR RENT! Their dance-floor affectionsare all yours for a few dollars a dance. BUT be warned: these BABY VAMPS may suck you dry! And how!

AND GET A LOAD OF THIS SPECIAL DEAL: $6, or $4 if have horns on your head! (The ones in your cars just don’t count.)

http://www.oaklandmilehigh.com/index.html

The Mile High Club
3629 Martin Luther King Jr. Way,
Oakland CA
Doors and Meter Dancing at 8, Show starts 9-ish
Info: speakeasily@gmail.com

“Hell is other people.” -- Sartre

~Odessa Lil~AND WHAT'S DOES THE FUTURE HOLD???http://www.oaklandmilehigh.com/cal/2004/09/index.html

Yeay! I'm going to be in a fashion show for Fierce Couture!
And it's free! So come on down:

Thurs, Oct 21, 2004
7-10pm, show at 8:30
http://www.vidog.com/uo
Location: Glas Kat (520 4th St @ Bryant)

This is not your typical fashion event! Along with the expected stylish clothing, fabulous hair, and fantastic music, there will be plenty of performance, giveaways, and a few surprises...
Hair by Johnny Moore and Cheung Ng of Red Chair Salon
Fashion by Fierce Couture
Music by DJ Nicholas Baker, featuring new tracks from Fatboy Slim
Giveaways from Astralwerks Records
Performance by Continuum Theatre Ensemble

This Tuesday, October 19th:

SpeakEasily, the glistening olive in the dry Martini you call life, would like to serve you up another vaudeville cocktail overflowing with the effervescence of…

Project: PimentoThere's only one theremin lounge band, and that's Project: Pimento! They’ve got swankatude in spades!
AND
Some of this gin mills’ favorite beauties:
Josie Nutter, that singing and dancing sensation from up north!
AND Desire D'Amour, the Creole Queen of Burlesque! All hail the Queen!
PLUS
THE MILE HIGH METER DANCERS are FOR RENT! Their dance-floor affections are all yours for a few dollars a dance. BUT be warned: these gold-diggers may waltz away with your hearts (check for your wallets too).

AND GET A LOAD OF THIS SPECIAL DEAL:
$6, or $4 if you show us your garters on the way in! Now that’s hot stuff! And How!

http://www.oaklandmilehigh.com/index.html

“An ox remains an ox, even if driven to Vienna.”Hungarian Proverb
~Odessa Lil~