My immediate reaction was that of utter and bottomless depression. But really, the bird 'aint doing anything we're not allready doing given our surroundings, right? I mean, I think my whole existence lately had been based on a plastic coffee stirrer.
Well, just because I'm hacking up a lung doesn't mean I won't be MCing that krazy krazy alcohol free show at SF State tomorrow. I'll be there with a flask of 'Tussin, damnit. It's all in honor of Bombshell Betty's Burlesquercise three year anniversary. Check her out if you are in need of a new sort of work out or lifestyle.
Also, tonight there is a show at the DNA that I WON'T be going to, but Brett's close and personal alter ego Cracker Jack Salteen will be.
This is what Brett looked like when he left the house earlier today.
Info on Bombshell Betty's show:
THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY
MARCH 22
7:30-9:30pm
F R E E
Happy Birthday, Burlesquercise!
This month marks the 3-Year Anniversary of the Burlesquercise dance classes! Come help us celebrate by watching all of your favorite Burlesquercise alumni perform their favorite dance numbers!
Featuring...
BOTTOMS UP! BURLESQUE: Bombshell Betty, Sweet Cheeks, Lily le Rouge, Mynx D'Meanor, Isis Starr, Coconuts and Miss Banana Peel
BOMBSHELL BETTY'S BURLESQUETEERS: Students perform fun and sexy group numbers taught in the classes as well as their own solo numbers. Seasoned pros rub elbows with brand new performers!
RAY HOEY, the North Bay's illusionist will astound you. You won't believe your eyes!
Hosted by ODESSA LIL, your mistress *thwack* of ceremonies
Plus PEEK*A*BOO BURLESQUE
Live musical accompaniment by:
THE HAUTE HOUSE BURLESQUE BAND
with vocals by Bombshell Betty, Lily le Rouge and Liz Salisbury
THURSDAY, MARCH 22
7:30-9:30pm
Admission is FREE!
All ages welcome!
JACK ADAMS HALL
TOP FLOOR, CESAR CHAVEZ STUDENT CENTER
(THE STUDENT CENTER)
SFSU CAMPUS
1650 HOLLOWAY AVE
SF CA 94132
DIRECTIONS: SFSU STUDENTCENTER
