TUESDAY -- 12/14:

Bombshell Betty and Fromagique present…
All Kinds of Sexy™ Burlesque Benefit Show!

Tuesday, Dec. 14th, 2010

Join us for holiday mayhem that you will never forget! We have dolls that come to life, rioting reindeer and other winter wildlife, Santa’s run wild, treats for the nice AND the naughty girls and boys, and much, much more! Benefitting the Bombshell Betty® Everyday Bombshell™ Scholarship Program!

…Burlesque acts by:
Bombshell Betty!
Red Velvet!
Dangerous Delilah!
Mint Julep!
Violet Streak!
Pickles Kintaro!
Madonna-May Hemm!
Nirvannah Bliss!
Pearl E. Gates!
Summer Fling!
Carlita Cupcake!

PLUS solo DEBUTS by the most recent Burlesquercise graduates:
Mistress Marla Spanks!
Cinnamon Stick!
Baby Blue Boom Boom!
Kinkie d’Orleans!
Pyro Pantera!
Lady Bad Habit!
Velvet Vixen!
Eve VonGelica!

PLUS burlesque debuts by:
Cookie Sycamore!
Candy Pie!
AND a double handful of performers so new they don’t even have stage names yet!

Odessa ‘Lil will be our mistress of ceremonies!

With live musical accompaniment by San Francisco’s cheesiest band:
FROMAGIQUE (Bombshell Betty, Patina DeCopper, A. Randy Johnson, B.J. Johnson (no relation), Bari D. Hatchet, and Damon Hope)

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Tues. Dec. 14th, 2010
@ The Elbo Room
647 Valencia St (2 blocks from 16th St. BART)
Doors @ 9PM Show 9:30PM

$10 ($30 for a cabaret table for two)
TABLES GO FAST!
21+ W/ ID

www.bombshellbetty.net/shows.html

TONIGHT!

11/11/10:

LITTLE MINSKY'S

BURLESQUE
Diamond Daggers
Polly Peabody (LA)
Ruby White
Lady Satan
Miss Mae Western
Bunny Pistol
Mynx d'Meanor

VARIETY
Scotty the Blue Bunny - The one and only
Mighty Girl Cabaret - Delightful dancing duo
Karina Denike & Friends - Original Motown cabaret and torch songs
Karina Denike - Vocals
Michael McIntosh - Piano
Beth Goodfellow - Drums
James Frazier - Fender VI
Lily Taylor - Vocals
Aaron Novik - Bass Clarinet

MC
Odessa Lil

DJ
Oran - swingin' retro tunes

Thursday, November 11th
Club Deluxe
1511 Haight St (at Ashbury), San Francisco
9pm - 2am, Show at 10:00pm
$5, 21 and Up

--- Every Second Thursday ---

Performer Info:
Odessa Lil - http://www.audrawolfmann.net/Odessalil.html
Scotty the Blue Bunny - http://scottybunny.com
Karina Denike - http://www.myspace.com/karinadenike
Diamond Daggers - http://www.diamonddaggers.com
Polly Peabody - http://www.myspace.com/pollypeabody
Ruby White - http://www.myspace.com/rubyvalentina
Lady Satan - http://www.myspace.com/miss_lady_satan
Miss Mae Western - http://www.myspace.com/jrproberts
Bunny Pistol - http://www.bunnypistol.com
Mynx d'Meanor - http://www.mynxdmeanor.com

Little Minsky's is brought to you by Douglas Good (of Cabaret
Verdalet) and the letter Q (Burly-Q that is).

Odessa Lil's Next Show:

Thursday, November 11
Club Deluxe
1511 Haight St (at Ashbury), San Francisco
9pm — 2am, Show at 10:00pm
$5, 21 and Up

Odessa Lil's next show -- Friday, October 8th:

WINTERS TAVERN PRESENTS:
sASSy's Seaside Burlesque!

it is time to ride the spooky seas of Pacifica,Ca.

with your hostess for the tour
ODESSA LIL THE MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES

your ghoulish cast of sexy sirens:

ISIS STARR!
BALLA FIRE!
DOTTIE LUX!
RUBY WHITE!
BUNNY PISTOL!
sASSy HOTBUNS!

and cleaning up tricks and treats MISS ANNIE OAKLAND!

October 8th
9pm SHARP!
doors at 8pm

oh and it's FREE!!!!!!
donations are accepted

FREE PARKING!!

WINTERS TAVERN
1522 Francisco Blvd
Pacifica, Ca.
www.winterstavern.com

21 and over please

MOHOLY GROUND NEWS!
Issue 2 is out now! It had its debut at the J-pop Summit in Japan Town over the weekend and should be in stores soon.
HEY Photographers!
Moholy Ground Magazine is looking for photographers!
Details:

If you are interested in writing, contact me directly.

News about

MOHOLY GROUND MAGAZINE:

Join us on Saturday, July 31st for a Moholy Ground Magazine open house/fundraiser!

Admission is FREE! Buy a copy of issue 1! Meet and greet talented photographers and writers too!

Read my article Is There Life Beyond Rent? in issue 1!! I interview several fascinating residents of the Bay Area who have found that there CAN be life beyond rent! House boats! Cars! Motor Homes! Grind houses! Why rent?

Also in issue 1, see excellent photography from Gabriel Wheeler, Tony Perez, Amal Mongia, Leo Docuyanan, and John Coyne.

Saturday, July 31st

7-11 PM: FREE

148 Townsend Street

Featuring:

Solo Performance by Tim Cohen of The Fresh & Onlys

And new works By Jeff Bostic

MORE: Meet the network of partnering arts organizations that make up the historic 148 Townsend Street loft and studios, including MixerFriendly, Ground Control Press, Fallout Shelter, Bostic Arts & Music, The Convertible Dress Project, and The Moholy Ground Project (MGP). Get a sneak peek at the latest issue of MGP’s journal of photography, highlighting a diverse cross-section of the best of the Bay Area’s photog talent, and meet the artists behind 148 Townsend’s hub of screenprinting, music production, publishing, fine art, and design.

IN OTHER NEWS:Spent two days on the set of 8 Guns Over a Dead Girl last week. It's a violent noir thriller...and I'm the dead girl! Dreams do come true. HA! The short has a great cast and the script is the best I've read this year. Here's me (The Dame) with the star, killer beauty Ilea Matthews:

BRETT AND AUDRA ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Yes, you knew all of that already and it's still a long while off...but here's a funny story...
Brett and I started one of those wedding websites on MyWedding because that's what you're supposed to do, right? Even though we can't invite everyone we know and we feel horrible about that, we still need to be organized and make a few bits of info available online. Plus it's fun in an OCD sort of way. So we build some of the site and I write down the address of the site on a piece of paper to show my mother. She types it into the Google search engine (instead of the address window at the top of the browser) and is taken to the wedding blog of a DIFFERENT Brett and Audra! They live in Texas and seem like nice people but Bizarro-World-Audra writes about how GOD will help her find the right dress. Definitely not the right couple. But the concept of them being a Bizarro World version of us has proven to be very amusing. So let me tell you the moral of course...you may think you're special, but you're really just Juan in a million.
Here's the real us:
http://www.mywedding.com/brettandaudra/
Once you see it, you'll know it's the right Brett and Audra Wedding. Unless of course you were looking for the Texan Brett and Audra!

IN OTHER NEWS...
THIS MONDAY:
Bombshell Betty and Fromagique present...
SOUTH OF THE BORDER: A Burlesque Adventure with Too Many F&$!ing Bananas!

I hear HONEY COBRA and CHALUPA X will make an appearance!

Bombshell Betty!
Red Velvet!
If-N-Whendy!
Dangerous Delilah!
Chalupa X and Odessa Lil!
Venomous Veronica Voom!
Go-Go Bananas!
Fina Fatale!
Sure Thing Shirley!
The Burlesqueteers!

Plus MANY DEBUT PERFORMANCES from Bombshell Betty's newest Burlesquercise graduates:
Bella Bonne-Ass!
Mimi Merlot!
Nirvana Bliss!
Dottie McNaughty!
Wanda Wonderland!
Red Delicious!
Scarlet O'Bare!

PLUS more performers so new they don't have a stage name yet! Come out and support the Bay Area's newest burlesque starlets in their FIRST PERFORMANCES ever!
Live music by Fromagique!
Hosted by Randy Johnson and everybody's favorite dude in a dress, Patina de Copper!

still just FIVE BUCKS!

Doors 9PM, Show 10:15PM
21 & Up w/ID

THE UPTOWN CLUB
1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland
(just 1 block from 19th Street BART!)

www.bombshellbetty.net
www.myspace.com/fromagique
www.hubbahubbarevue.com

~THE NEWS~
Hey, I finally updated my Odessa Lil site! Check this shit out:
http://www.audrawolfmann.net/Odessalil.html
After 6 years, it was getting a little stale.

ALSO


Weds, 4/28/2010!
Bombshell Betty's Burlesque Bailout Show!
Odessa Lil to MC

It's Bombshell Betty's 5th bailout show! So far, with the help of MANY performers, her students, Fromagique, Whole Foods, and many more, she has donated almost $6,000 to struggling performers in the Bay Area.

Performances by:
Bombshell Betty!
Red Velvet!
Lezzie McFaggerson!
Fina Fatale!
Tiger von Claus!
Loreley!
Go-Go Bananas!
Tasty Temptress!
If-N-Whendy!
Venomous Veronica Voom!
Sultra Violet!
Foxy Chartreuse!
Mistress Marla Spanks!

Odessa 'Lil will be your Mistress of Ceremonies!
and her assistant Chalupa X will be our pick-up kitten!

Plus live music by Randy Johnson's Fromagique!

Apr 28th (Too Many F#$&ING Bunnies)
Doors 8PM, Show 8:30PM (Promptly)
21 & Up w/I.D.
$10 (ALL money goes to struggling performers in the SF Bay Area)

Glas Kat Nightclub
520 4th Street

Thanks to sponsors:
Whole Foods SOMA
BaGG
Glas Kat
Shmaltz Brewing Co.
Bombshell Betty Dance
Fromagique

The latest video!
Here's a groovy scopitone by Brett! With me and Bethanne (aka Rose Pistola)!

All Kinds of Updates

Hey! I was in my first DENTAL TOOLS commercial!
It's pretty hilarious:

http://trykavo.com/download.html


THIS FRIDAY -- 4/9/10:



Odessa Lil to MC!
Winters Tavern Presents:
sASSy's Seaside Burlesque!!
come see the sexy, salty, sirens shimmy and shake the night away!
featuring:
Odessa Lil, Your Mistress of Ceremonies will navigate your seaside adventure
BUNNY PISTOL
KISS ME KATE
PIN KEY LEE
MISS MAE WESTERN
sASSy HOTBUNS
and Josie Starre as your sexy stage kitten!!!!

Friday April 9th
show is at 9pm
oh and it's FREE!!!!!
donations accepted at the door

location:
WINTERS TAVERN
1522 Francisco Blvd
Pacifica, Ca.
http://www.winterstavern.com/
21 and over

My "opening monologue" at Bombshell Betty's Burlesque Bailout on January 13th at the Glas Kat in San Francisco. Bondage A Go Go was later that night too! Who doesn't want to be told about the recession by a dominatrix? Ok, don't answer that.

Odessa Lil Mistress of Ceremonies at Bombshell Betty's Burlesque Bailout!
1/13/10

After much ado, it's...
LUCHA MAGNIFICO
It's our wrestling movie: LUCHA MAGNIFICO!
The Hammer vs Honey Cobra.
With Chris France, Audra Wolfmann, and Russell Blackwood.
Shot at the late, great Annie's Social Club.
Directed & Produced by Brett Stillo, Grimes, and Chris.

3/4/10: Odessa Lil to MC...

Juicy D. Light presents: A Honeymoon Benefit Show!
A fundraiser to help Betty and Randy afford a honeymoon

Burlesque and Variety performances by:
Ariana la Fey!
Chi Chis Del Fuego!
Fina Fatale!
Francine Dead!
Frida B.!
If N Whendy!
Kellita!
Kitty von Quimm!
Milkshake!
Patina DeCopper!
Red Velvet!
Tasty Temptress!

Odessa Lil will be your Mistress of Ceremonies!

March 4th...
The Uptown (OAK)
1928 Telegraph
(Near 19th St. BART)
Doors 9PM
Show 10PM
21+
$10

www.bombshellbetty.net
www.uptownnightclub.com
Special thanks to Tuggy for making the flier!

Thx to everyone who came out last night for Bombshell Betty's Burlesque Bailout! We're making the best of this depression after all.

Here's my "best of" from last night..."So right now in the U.S. there are 6.4 unemployed people for every 1 job opening. To put that into perspective for you, that’s like what the ratio of single men to available women will be like here tonight for Bondage a Go Go."

When I say "best of," you gotta realize that it's relative to other things I did that night, like trip in the bathroom and confuse performers names.

Odessa Lil to MC this Wednesday!
Hey! It's my first show of the year! Another Bombshell Betty Burlesque Bailout fundraiser for out-of-work artists. The last one was a hoot and money was raised! Let's do it again...Here's the info from Betty!

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
Doors 8PM
Show 9PM

Glas Kat
520 4th Street, SF (near Bryant)

$10
21+ w/ ID

FREE ENTRANCE TO BaGG afterward, so stick around and dance!

This Wednesday, Bombshell Betty and Fromagique are producing a night of comedic skits and dancing to benefit our local recently-laid-off/under-employed/out-of-work actors, dancers,

comedians, musicians and perfromers of all kinds!

This will be our 4th benefit show! ALL money will be donated to out-of-work, underemployed, struggling Bay Area artists, performers, and producers. We have raised and donated over $4,000 so far. Help us keep helping the people that need it most in our community of performers!

Featuring burlesque performances by:
Bombshell Betty!
Red Velvet!
Miss If-N-Whendy!
Sure Thing Shirley!
GoGo Bananas!
Tasty Temptress!
Fina Fatale!
Rosey Areola!
Vadge O'Fonner!
Dangerous Delilah!
Stella Bordeaux!
Brandi She's A Fine Girl!
Lezzie McFaggerson
And more!

Live music performed by: Fromagique

Odessa 'Lil will be your Mistress of Ceremonies

Raffles, prizes, and more!

Sponsors:
-Whole Foods SoMa
-The Glas Kat
-BaGG
-Fromagique
-Bombshell Betty Dance

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For details about MORE upcoming shows, go to:
http://www.bombshellbetty.net/shows.html