Thx to everyone who came out last night for Bombshell Betty's Burlesque Bailout! We're making the best of this depression after all.

Here's my "best of" from last night..."So right now in the U.S. there are 6.4 unemployed people for every 1 job opening. To put that into perspective for you, that’s like what the ratio of single men to available women will be like here tonight for Bondage a Go Go."

When I say "best of," you gotta realize that it's relative to other things I did that night, like trip in the bathroom and confuse performers names.