Just found this nice review of several burlesque shows in the Bay Area. Odessa Lil has a number of quotes!
http://xpress.sfsu.edu/archives/arts/012810.html
The tail end of the performance included an ensemble dance with the recently
graduated Burlesqueteers. "They're like Mouseketeers only they don't cry
when you tell them to take their clothes off," said Emcee Lil'.
har har.