8.06.2004

A man walks into the doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I go like this."
The doctor says, "Don't go like that. Go to SpeakEasily."


It is a well known fact that SpeakEasily, Oakland's ONLY Weimar
cabaret vaudevillian Kultur fest, is good for the health: we've got
swinging bands to stimulate the pulse, our saucy Mile High Meter
Dancers are the best tonic for melancholia, our grilled-cheese sandwiches have been known to cure gout…our Tuesdays are better for you than a month in the country. BUT this Tuesday, SpeakEasily turns deadly…



August 10-
PROJECT PIMENTO
There's only one Theremin lounge band, and that's Project: Pimento!
AND
Burlesque wonder THE INDRA performs her Theater of Blood
High-Body-Count Apache Dance, in which she will ACTUALLY KILL Billy
the Sailor. We've only got one Billy the Sailor, so don't miss this.


AND, of course, THE MILE HIGH METER DANCERS are all yours for a dance
and a few dollars. These Sheiks and Sheebas are professionals!
(Professional whats, we don't know…)

For crying out loud, this is hot stuff! And how!


The Mile High Club
3629 Martin Luther King Jr. Way, Oakland CA
Doors and Meter Dancing at 8, Show starts at 9
$5
Info: speakeasily@gmail.com

May the Schwartz be with you,
~Odessa Lil~

AND WHAT'S DOES THE FUTURE HOLD???

August 17—
It's a SpeakEasily SuperShow! Don't miss this:
KITTEN ON THE KEYS and MISTER TINKLER
are THE FIRKEYTOODLERS
THE LOLLIES, caburlesque cuties!
ROKY ROULETTE, male burlesque sinsation!

August 24--
Gaucho Gypsy Jazz Band
Burlesque wonder THE INDRA is back!

For more upcoming dates, see
Mile High Calendar