8.03.2004

Who says I can’t run on candy, Red Bull, and will power alone?

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What are the beautiful people saying about
SpeakEasily?

"A real goddamn crazy place!" – Lucky Luciano
"Pure as the driven slush." -- Tallulah Bankhead
"Hello suckers. I think I smell fresh money tonight." -- Tex Guinan
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left." --Oscar Levant

Forget Fridays… SpeakEasily wants you to flip your lid this Tuesday…and how! We've got Bombshells and poetry! Ukuleles and Canoes! 5,000 French men can't be wrong!!! (???)

August 3 –
TIPPY CANOE AND THE PADDLEMAN
A 1920's jazzcountrydoowoppop uke/upright bass duo!

AND

BOMBSHELL BETTY and her DEBUT-TAUNTS!
It's a burlesque attack!

AND

GEVER TULLY of Joe Schmoe fame reads some
poems on topics such as Love and Television!
One is reportedly about Odessa Lil! Has he lost
his mind?!

AND, of course, THE MILE HIGH METER DANCERS are all yours for a dance
and a dollar (make that a few dollars and we'll talk). These
floorflushers wanna use you to MOP IT UP!

For crying out loud, let's get hot!

http://www.oaklandmilehigh.com/

The Mile High Club
3629 Martin Luther King Jr. Way, Oakland CA
Doors and Meter Dancing at 8, Show starts at 9
$5
Info: speakeasily@gmail.com


Number One in the hood, G,
~Odessa Lil~

AND WHAT'S DOES THE FUTURE HOLD???

August 10-
PROJECT PIMENTO
There's only one Theremin lounge band, and that's
Project Pimento!

AND
Burlesque wonder THE INDRA's Theater of Blood
High Body Count Apache Dance, in which she will
ACTUALLY KILL Billy the Sailor. We've only got
one Billy the Sailor, so don't miss this.


August 17—
KITTEN ON THE KEYS and MISTER TINKLER
are THE FIRKEYTOODLERS
The Lollies
Roky Roulette, Male Burlesque Sinsation

For more upcoming dates, see
The MILE HIGH calendar