A kool friend of a kool friend is putting a pilot together for a new behind-the-scenes documentary-style television show and asked me to host it! Friday and Saturday were spent shooting at a newspaper printing plant and shouting interview questions over the 95 decibel roar of the press. We saw some truly amazing things like huge vats of ink, missing fingers, and 600 pound rolls of paper.
Why This Jew Loves Easter in the Castro:
1. Gay tourists
2. Ass-less bunny suits
3. The “Hunky Jesus” contest in Dolores Park
4. A guy in a bunny suit driving a Harley Davidson
5. Matzo hat
6. Peeps Bra
7. Stumbling upon the Amnesia crowd in the daylight, joining their picnic, listening to Sol heckle dogs in the park, and then catching Polkacide play a set…all before sun-down.
In honor of Easter, I bring you…
THE FACTS ABOUT SEXY JEWS DEPARTMENT:
Theda Bara was Bat Mitzvahed in 1898.
"A fool there was and he made his prayer
(Even as you and I!)
To a rag and a bone and a hank of hair
(We called her the woman who did not care)
But the fool he called her his lady fair--
(Even as you and I!)”
--Rudyard Kipling
