In my usual habit/compulsion of wanting to make the world a more absurd place, I misunderstood and then misrepresented a detail in the previous entry. In actuality, only the Fresno State wine was “blind” and therefore the wine tasting was not a true “blind tasting,” just a semi-blind tasting. I apologize to everyone for this messy reporting -- especially Paul who had to wait out the weekend for this tardy correction.
PASOVER SEDER…A REGULAR BARREL OF PLAGUES.
Tonight’s Seder is over at Ali and Sol’s, two gentiles who are probably questioning their involvement in this whole thing right about now. Bethanne has promised a brisket and I bought five pounds of Streits Matzo, which is probably too much for 6 people. I just got off the phone with Ukiah, with whom I had a particularly detailed discussion on the price pro’s and con’s of five pounds of Streits Matzos. Long Live Safeway. Too bad I didn’t have time to pick up a Bag O’ Plagues!
SPEAKING OF UKIAH
It is well known that the people of Ukiah are 100% anti-Gizmo and pro-Stripe, thus proving that it must be an evil, cold, and unfurry place to live.
hates 
, therefore must be pro- 
